Adult Resorts For Singles

Are all your friends coupled-up, perhaps babied-up, leaving you in the lurch when vacation time rolls around? You’ve heard about adult resorts but don’t really know if that’s your thing. Not that you’re timid or anything, but still trying to break the ice in a crowd of strangers can be unrelaxing to say the least. Suppose you take the plunge and go for an all inclusive adult resort experience. What can you expect to find there? Well, imagine this: as you arrive you join a toga party which has already begun. It’s a pretty informal air … and after hanging around with a bunch of partiers you all decide to race down to the beach for a nudie swim. Things get pretty relaxed pretty fast at adult resorts – nobody’s there to criticize or be a wet blanket – just to have fun. You return from your swim famished, and return to the hotel for a superlative gourmet supper with unlimited drinks (all inclusive means just that – you pay nothing extra). The service is attentive and friendly, and no tipping is permitted. After the scrumptious repast a gang decides to go windsurfing, so you join in even though you’ve never done it before. You find it’s easier than it looks, and the panoramic view of the turquoise Caribbean and the balmy, palmy beaches takes your breath away. You and your new-found friends return to the hotel exhausted, and you all decide to jump into a Jacuzzi with umbrella drinks, and watch the amazing sunset on the sea. But at sunset the party just gets started: disco dancing with live entertainment and an endless variety of tropical treats keeps you jumping through the night. Everything you want to do, eat, and drink is covered in the all inclusive price, so you never have to worry about maxing your credit cards out or losing your money.

And that’s just your first day in Negril Jamaica! There’s such a variety of things to do on Negril’s vast expanse of white powdered sand and the breathtaking crystal sea which laps the shore! Besides windsurfing, there is waterskiing, sailing, snorkeling, and hobie cat. In addition to the skinny-dipping beach (don’t worry, there’s also a clothing-required beach in case you’re shy), there are three huge freshwater swimming pools, where you can swim to the bar for a delightful tropical cocktail. There are three Jacuzzis (including a see-through Jacuzzi); and there’s even a four-story water slide that cuts through the disco. Besides the water activities, there is a world-class fitness center with state-of-the-art Icarian machines and Lifecycle and Lifestep equipment as well as an air conditioned Aerobics Center. The spa offers custom massages, reflexology and aromatherapy, as well as facials, manicures and pedicures. All activities are free, of course. You can take Reggae dance classes, watch fashion shows, participate in wild wet T-shirt competitions, play trivia games, and make friends with singles in a romantic nudist resort atmosphere where there’s a party every night!

Negril Jamaica is the place to be for the adult resorts par excellence. Whether your brand of hedonism includes nudist resort self-indulgence, or you’re just want a terrific time with like-minded funsters, all inclusive adult resorts are what you’re looking for. Contact SuperClubs today for help booking your all-inclusive vacation.

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Reasons Why Swimming Lessons Will Be Beneficial To Your Child

There is a general fear amongst parents when it comes to enrolling their child in a baby swimming class. The best part about baby swimming classes is that the children learn to be in an environment of acceptance and joy from a very tender age. Most parents show concern over the water safety of their child since the child is very young and therefore extra-helpless. However, if you really go by scientific reasoning and not irrational fear then you will realize that there are manifold benefits to enrolling your child in a baby swim school.

Most babies take a very long time to learn how to stand on its own feet and consecutively to walk or run. Scientific studies have shown that babies who practice swimming learn to stand on their feet much faster than other babies who don’t practice swimming. This is owing to the fact that water diffuses the effect of gravitational force which means that your baby can use his legs more easily while under water. And this gets directly reflected in his ability to stand, walk, and run. Moreover, during his baby swimming lessons he would be taught to flip his legs continuously in order to create propulsion. This practice will help to strengthen your baby’s legs at a very early age which would benefit him throughout his life.

Apart from the benefits of baby swimming classes on your child’s legs, you can count on the cardiovascular benefits as well. Although your baby cannot swim long distances like adults, yet swimming will keep his heart healthier than the hearts of others his age. In fact, pediatricians suggest swimming for babies in order to increase their appetite because activities such as swimming are known for relaxing the body and increasing the appetite. Not just that swimming is also prescribed by doctors for babies who are affected by asthma.

Another important benefit of making your baby learn how to swim is that he will never become hydrophobic. It has been found out from surveys that almost 30 percent of adults suffer from mild or severe hydrophobia and thus, are at a greater risk of getting drowned in water-related accidents. Psychologists believe that the seed of hydrophobia lies in a person’s childhood. Most people are hydrophobic because they were not introduced to water at an early age. So, if you want your baby to be safe from the risk of drowning in water-related accidents then you must make him learn how to swim at an early age.

Gautam S enjoys writing on swimming topics like adult swimming lessons, water safety, and in fact swimming classes. Please visit U SWIM to know how to teach children of all ages to swim.

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The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! DVD Review

Adult Swim is such an awesome production company!

If you haven’t caught their amazing array of animated series, including Harvey Birdman and Aqua Team Hunger Force, then you’re missing out!

Their first live-action series is The Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Yep, weird title…yep, weird show…yep, pure genius. Focusing on the two main characters (Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim), this show is a series of insane skits, mock commercials and general hilarity. It is a purely surreal experience, and not one for those who like their comedy straight-laced.

There are some recurring characters, including music funny man Weird Al Yankovic and John C. Reilly (Anger Management, Boogie Nights). Like the well known Saturday Night Live before it, Tim & Eric centre much of their attention on quick-fix skits, particularly lambasting public service television in the USA. The gents cite amongst their major influences, Monty Python and mocumentary main man Christopher Guest (Best in Show), and you can see why.

The blend of sexual innuendo, brain-numbing parodies, and deliberately bad graphics and images are fantastic, and mostly pitch-perfect. The episodes, including ‘Sitcoms’ and ‘Slop’ (look for their mock cooking show) are rather short, so don’t fret about having to give over too much time, but if you are like me, you’ll be exploring the special features in no time. These include very funny episode commentary, deleted scenes and ‘Great! (But Not Great Enough’ outtakes.

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Adult Swim – You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride

1. You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride

2. There’s No “P” In Pool

3. Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force

5. Sealab 2021

6. Brak Show

7. English Channel Swim

8. Bobby G. Can’t Swim

1. You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride

Adult Swim is a unique kind of Must-See TV found on the Cartoon Network. Catering a fast food sized gem of cartoon hilarity to a crowd that has become too jaded and aware for network fare. These viewers need something with juice and Adult Swim delivers on all accounts.

2. There’s No “P” In Pool

The shows in the Adult Swim line-up know about our attention deficit and don’t bore us with unnecessary drivel. For instance, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law lasts on 15 minutes and they pack the laughs in there tighter than ***. To play in this pool, you’ll want to close your laptop and shut off the cell phone because the rapid-fire jokes and humor are slung at you a mile a minute.

3. Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Harvey Birdman the Attorney was once Birdman the superhero, but he is now a dimwitted practicing lawyer. All his cases involve legal disputes between other cartoon characters. He’s handled cases involving a custody battle for young Jonny Quest, a copyright infringement dispute between the Chan Clan and Jabberjaw and defended Scooby and Shaggy on trumped-up pot charges.

With hammer in hand, the mighty Thor plays the judge. One of the episodes does a slippery Sopranos parody with Fred Flintstone aka the Dabba Don. He comes to Harvey to defend his many “businesses”. During the course of the 15-minute episode you get to see Harvey’s assistant defect to the side of the gangsters, Harvey adding commentary to old Flintstone’s footage and a pterodactyl lamp taking the stand.

4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is about a group of human-sized food items living together in South Jersey. A pistachio milkshake, a bag of fries and a meatball have banded together to form a crime-fighting trio. As lazy as they may be, they make an effort to rid the New Jersey suburbs of unwanted mischief and crime.

This wacky trio was originally conceived to appear on the hit Cartoon Network talk show, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast. Ah, but the network knows a good thing when they see it and gave these misfits a fighting chance with their own show during the ever popular nighttime line-up of more mature cartoon fare known as Adult Swim.

5. Sealab 2021

Aww, the drama of precariously doomed underwater colony and its personnel members that can’t stand one another. The year is 2021 and in the depths of the big blue ocean resides a monumentally high-tech compound known to all as Sealab. With a multi-national scientific staff and a trillion dollar budget the lab is dedicated to the research and exploration of the mysteries of the deep.

Underwater colonization is the order of the day since the surface of the Earth has gotten crowded, hot and icky. As is the case with most government agencies, Sealab is manned by a motley rabble of malcontents and misfits who are unfit for work in the private sector. This hapless crew have manipulated their wayward leader, Captain Murphy into submission and are purely content with riding the government clock, raking in a fat hazardous-duty paycheck. The humor here strikes a deep cord in reality and is some of the funniest stuff to ever grace the Cartoon Network.

Here’s an excerpt between the Captain and Marco:

Marco: Calm down, I’ll see what I can do about finding your little toy.

Captain Murphy: It’s not a toy, it makes real cupcakes, with a 40-watt bulb, and there’s icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.

Marco: Just try to calm down, go have some pudding.

Captain Murphy: Pudding can’t fill the emptiness inside me! But it’ll help.

6. Brak Show

“The Brak Show is the story of a neighborhood. It’s the story of a family. It’s the story of what happens when adults have children and those children go to school. And Brak is in it. He lives in a house. A house on a quiet street not unlike yours or mine. A house in a neighborhood. That’s The Brak Show.”
That’s the network’s official description of their new hit sitcom starring Brak, the absent-minded space pirate from the Space Ghost cartoons. He goes through all the typical sitcom situations with his friend Zorak. Also along for the ride are Brak’s parents, his brother Sisto, and his next-door neighbor Thundercleese.

7. English Channel Swim

The hilarious giant block of mature-themed entertainment also includes the shows: Baby Blues, Cowboy Bebop, InuYasha, Lupin the 3rd, Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Reign: The Conqueror, The Ripping Friends and Trigun.

Joining the lineup are ex-Fox Network nighttime toons, The Family Guy and Futurama.

8. Bobby G. Can’t Swim

The cornerstone of the parade of humor is former superhero, Space Ghost and his hit talk show, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast.
Remember the acclaimed Superhero Space Ghost? Well now in his 40’s he is no longer a superhero, and goes by his real name Tad Ghostal. However to remain in the spot light he has started his own late night talk show filmed in his studio in outer space.

With his co-host and former villain Zorak, and his director Moltar they interview movie stars on earth through their videophone. Space Ghost has conducted interviews with many big celebrities including Jim Carrey, Weird Al Yankovic, Johnny Carson and Cameron Diaz.

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